Tanuki Mistress


Man, because of all the Meto posts on fytanuki recently, my dashboard now keeps asking me if I want to follow blogs about Meto.
FUCK UUUU TUMBLRRRR.

Man, because of all the Meto posts on fytanuki recently, my dashboard now keeps asking me if I want to follow blogs about Meto.

FUCK UUUU TUMBLRRRR.

— 3 months ago with 1 note
#i'm sorry tumblr but you're mistaken  #posts about dudes with sperm tattoos are not my thing 
Facebook B LIEK:
DON’T U LIEK VANIRU?!
/headdesk

Facebook B LIEK:

DON’T U LIEK VANIRU?!

/headdesk

— 11 months ago with 2 notes
#vaniru  #i can't escape these guys  #are they stalking me? 

Foreign fandom’s ability to constantly mis-romanize the titles for Japanese songs is so astounding that sometimes I just have to laugh.

HAHAHA. HAH.

— 11 months ago with 1 note
#why don't people who know japanese romanize these titles?  #it seems so obvious sometimes  #why can I figure out the correct romaji for songs by bands I don't even like when fans of the band are clueless? 

My personal title for Nightmare’s “I’m High Roller”?

"Images of Nightmare I wish I could un-see"

— 11 months ago with 3 notes
#nightmare  #why a strip club guys?  #OMFG MY EYES  #Children don't belong in strip clubs (I mean you Yomi and Hitsugi) 

Sometimes I read things on the internet and I seriously wonder if Japanese people can even speak their own language.

— 11 months ago

I somehow got a rug burn on my knee. And I wasn’t even giving a blowjob. What a fail.

— 12 months ago with 1 note
Summer and the Perpetual Night: fuckyeahtanuki: Prize to anyone who can link me to any of the most... →

summer-and-the-perpetual-night:

fuckyeahtanuki:

Prize to anyone who can link me to any of the most hilarious fandom wank/drama this blog has created, on tumblr or elsewhere. I’m amused.

Aaaaaannnnd….GO!

I think everyone knows you’ll just laugh at them so they’re keeping a tight lid on the wanks for now. I had a…

I saw your post before you deleted it, actually, and I happen to agree with it.  Grown men having sex with teenagers actually is upsetting. Much more upsetting than Tora’s giant dong, anyway.

— 1 year ago with 5 notes

This is where all the real fun happens.

http://fuckyeahtanuki.tumblr.com/

TANUKI SEX THREAD TRANSLATIONS. FTW.

— 1 year ago with 3 notes
#tanuki  #jrock  #visual-kei